shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
can I get an AMEN or a HELL YEAH or a HECKIE YES or anything along those lines?!?!?!?!
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
NOT EVERY ERIDAN ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH SOLLUX
NOT EVERY KARKAT ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH JOHN OR DAVE
NOT EVERY KANAYA ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH ROSE
NOT EVERY SOLLUX ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH FEFERI OR ARADIA
NOT EVERY JAKE ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH DIRK
NOT EVERY TAVROS ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH GAMZEE
DON’T FORCE SHIPS
not every dirk on msparp wants to be shipped with jake