vindicatio

i am a man of simple taste

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so ok mary lambert

benepla:

  • is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
  • is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
  • has bipolar disorder
  • is one of the coolest lyricists right now
  • has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off” 
  • is super cute
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  • mary lambert
Sep 01 2014


cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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Sep 01 2014


wendycorduroy:

segoli:

there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?

at least switch it up a bit. melee’s cool but be a social justice paladin or a social justice berserker. let’s add some colour to this concept

Sep 01 2014




xitrus:

she wants the (wifi passwor)d

Sep 01 2014


bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

Sep 01 2014


tropius:

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

"i like the taste of how sunscreen smells"

Sep 01 2014


themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

Sep 01 2014


Honest MBTI Stereotypes

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

Sep 01 2014


i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

Sep 01 2014


lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

Sep 01 2014


handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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Sep 01 2014


unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

Sep 01 2014


bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

Sep 01 2014